HOW TO FEEL INFINITE
1. skydive
2. bungee jump
3. protest something i’m passionate about
4. surf and ski in the same day
5. meet someone famous
6. travel europe
7. have a piece of my artwork hung in a gallery
8. get my drivers’ liscense
9. swim with dolphins
10. have a sponsor child
11. read the lord of the rings trilogy
12. mardi gras in new orleans
13. scuba dive
14. hold a tarantula
15. go to the burning man
16. sing karaoke
17. see starry night in person
18. graduate high school
19. watch a meteor shower
20. plant a tree
21. drop mixtapes in random peoples’ mailboxes
22. have a sister
23. spend the night under the stars
24.To jump in parachute
25.To shout loud from the top of the tower eifel
-MOVE LIKE YOU’RE GONNA DIE SOON
-LISTEN TO THE RIVER, SING SWEET SONGS TO ROCK MY SOUL
-LOUDER THAN SIRENS LOUDER THAN BELLS SWEETER THAN HEAVEN AND HOTTER THAN HELL
TWENTY YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE MORE DISSAPOINTED BY THE THINGS YOU DIDN’T DO THAN THE ONES YOU DID DO
SLEEP
People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. “For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.” If you didn’t know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you’d seen. “They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be okay? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.” So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you’re in a science fiction movie. And whisper, “ The creature is regenerating itself.
— George Carlin
